on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
i only have two emotions
- yeah man
- nah son
when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.